Charlie Larsen, Prowl reporter
Charles “Charlie” Larsen is the most unique yet disappointing person within the Virgo Supercluster. And if you don't know what that is, he probably does. (Just ask him; he knows everything -- at least he acts like he does.) His vast knowledge of everything boring or useless is impressive, but surprisingly he’ll occasionally forget your name due to his limited brain capacity.
With a strong knack for movies and facts about space, there's constantly something going through his brain, even if it's not much. You can ask him about anything (if he knows anything about it) and you can have a great conversation with him.
Obtaining a required quote from a friend or colleague resulted in the following: “ ----,” no one said. “ ---.”
Adds Adviser Cap: “Federal law prohibits me from saying what I truly want to say. Hence, speaking from a purely politically correct point of view, I have no printable comment. Although ... his knowledge of all things Marvel is quite ... marvelous."