The written word cannot properly communicate the strength of my character. It can’t imagine my automatic charm and confidence, my extraordinary sense of humor, my supermodel-level looks, and of course the overwhelming volume of my voice.

 The English language cannot perceive my deep love for both rock and nerd culture. Finally, it can’t even begin to fathom my incredible humility and grace. If you wish to truly know me, then  simply meet me. 

“Grant likes pineapple on pizza and that should tell you everything you need to know about him,” said Powell High School junior Abby Landwehr. (Another reflection of my class and good taste.)

Adds Adviser Cap: “Grant is living, breathing proof that the more crap I give you, the stronger you become. After destroying every scrap of self-esteem he might have had when he was in my English 9 class, he has spent three-plus years healing and maybe, just maybe, if hell does, in fact, freeze over, has a moderate chance of success in his adult life.” (Fingers crossed Cap.)