PHS students who have had the opportunity to be in  math teacher Mr. Troy Hildebrand’s class likely have encountered major amounts of sarcasm.

So the Prowl staff compiled a list of his top 10 most sarcastic remarks.

1.       “That’s scarier than your fourth grade picture.”
2.       “That sap sucker”
3.       “Gemini Moses”
4.       “This teaching would be a fantastic job if it wasn’t for all of these kids.”
5.       “That wouldn’t be a great idea, they’re in no position to lose any wisdom.” (Whenever kids get their wisdom teeth out)
6.       “No one ever got into Harvard with a D in geometry so you might as well give up now.”
7.       “Big red” (referring to his golfers if they get a sunburn)
8.       “Get your peripheral poop in a group”
9.       “Mother Hubbard’s nut butter”
10.   “Ferdinand the Bull” (What he calls the basketball girls and they have no idea why).

Remarked sophomore Kortny Feller: “He’s a lot of sass packed in a Hawaiian punch bowl.”

Even though these may sound hurtful, most everyone takes Hildebrand’s remarks lightheartedly and likes him as a coach and teacher.