Austin Graft, News Editor
Austin Graft is a PHS Senior. Halloween is his favorite time of year, followed closely by Christmas. He wishes he could become a Jack-o’-lantern and rot away, uncaring for this carcass of a functional society. He writes in a bombastic, pessimistic tone, but sadly the editor overlords don’t want him to write about the apathetic dredge of hierarchical hate and oppression that plagues the common people’s bland, dessicated minds.
Austin likes teddy bears and symphonic blackened deathcore. Some of his favorite artists include Lorna Shore, Fit For An Autopsy, Whitechapel, and The Wiggles. We are all slaves set to march through the mouth of time, drowning in hate and fear, but Austin Graft likes to think about sunshine and rainbows.
“Austin’s pretty mid ngl,” senior Nathan Feller said. “L plus Ratio, baby.”
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