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Bailey Phillips

Bailey Phillips, Prowl Reporter

Bailey “Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better” Phillips is a four-time, award-winning author, but you probably already knew that because she does not shut up about it. Then again, that phrasing implies she shuts up about anything, which is apocryphal. 

“Apocryphal?” asks Adviser Cap. “Didn’t he give drugs to Romeo so he could be with Juliet for eternity?”

“Apothecary,” Bailey snidely responds. “That was the apothecary.”

But back to the word apocryphal … what’s that? You don’t know what apocryphal means? Good, that was the point of using it. Bailey is insufferably pretentious, and if she uses a word that is more than three syllables in length, it’s probably because she wants you to think she’s smarter than you. 

“Bailey is talented,” Prowl news editor Lucyjane Crimm said. “But don’t mention that to her because she already knows.”

“Wait, talented has three syllables,” adds Adviser Cap.

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Two pictures of the Clark skyline during different seasons, side by side.

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May 20, 2021
One five dollar bill, two one dollar bills and a quarter: $7.25, the national minimum wage.

THE DARK WAGES

March 10, 2021
Prowl copy editor and reporter Bailey Phillips demonstrates a typical day in quarantine; only dressed from the waist up and seated on a bed littered with Twix wrappers, she attends a Zoom meeting.

CABIN FEVER

January 20, 2021
A spread of decorated Christmas cookies baked annually during the holidays by the family of Prowl reporter and copy editor Bailey Phillips.

COOKIE CUTTER TRADITIONS

December 22, 2020
Powell resident and Trump supporter Rich Crane proudly displays his extensive collection of Trump merchandise.

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November 17, 2020
PHS senior Bailey Phillips poses with a collection of books that help to inspire her own writings.

STARVING ARTISTRY

November 12, 2020
RealCare baby situated in its car seat while in the care of junior Lucyjane Crimm.

THE BABIES ARE COMING

November 4, 2020
Recently vacated quarantine housing at the University of Wyoming.

TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT

October 21, 2020
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THAT’S THE TICKET!

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