Hailey Carner, Prowl Reporter
Life is soup; I am a fork
I don’t have a niche, I’m not really that great at anything, I’m definitely not a sports person, but I sure do run my mouth. Which might possibly be the only thing I have going for me.
“Hailey has like 15 different personalities,” Lauren DeWitz, Prowl opinion editor and reporter said. “Which one am I supposed to describe?”
Added DeWitz: “Hey Hailey, have you read the schizophrenic love poem? Roses are read, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.”
The adviser would say this about Hailey: “Carnage … Carnivore … Carnival worker … her nicknames fit her personality of the minute.”
Besides everyone assuming that I’m a schizo, they’d know that I’m a true music connoisseur. My mood depends on the music I’m listening to that day, which affects my style of the day.. Ultimately affecting my personality? Weird? Yeah that’s me.
