Dear Harley,

My friend got into a relationship about a month ago, and it has been going great for the two of them. However, their ex is now really jealous and clingy and keeps trying to get back with my friend or sabotage the relationship. My friend has already told their ex to back off or else, but their ex is not listening. What should they do?

Dear Sabotage Relationship,

     There are two solutions to this problem:

1. I could smash the jealous ex over the head with my hammer, or end him in some other way and his body will never be found (I am a licensed pro in hiding dead bodies; none have ever been found).
2. Ooorrr … I suppose your friend can continue to either discourage the ex and try to have an adult-like conversation with them or try ignoring the ex and enjoy their faboolous relationship. Most people tend to give up when they can see that they aren’t getting a reaction any more.

Buuut if the ex continues to try and destroy their relationship I would consider asking an experienced adult for advice and/ or getting them involved and have the adult tell the ex to back off. Because if they don’t stop it is considered harassment and an adult should be contacted.

I hope that this is helpful and the problem gets resolved.

                                                                                            Sincerely,

Harley Quinn