Lucyjane (LJ) Crimm, Former Editor
To sum up Lucyjane Crimm in three ‘graphs is impossible; she’s like a five-dimensional Rubix cube, but it would be simpler to figure out the Rubix cube. LJ is a tangled mess of stress and anxiety who is too preoccupied with her future to figure out the present, but she takes sanctuary in her own slice of heaven. The journalism classroom.
LJ may not be able to do long division, but she can name off outcomes of First Amendment legal cases or pick apart a piece of journalistic writing in 10 minutes. You need an Al Neuharth quote? LJ’s your gal. Want to know the five freedoms protected by the First Amendment? Look no further. Journalism is about the only thing going through her mind at any given moment.
On the rare occasion that she isn’t focused on journalism, she can be found volunteering at the Park County Animal Shelter, taking pictures (go follow her photography page on insta @crimmsonphotography), or annoying her boyfriend.
Adds former journalism adviser Vin Cappiello: “Do not, under any circumstances, take LJ lightly. She’s like a pit bull, only smaller, and nicer, and happier. She will rip your face off but apologize while she’s doing it.”
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