Caitlin Belmont, Prowl Reporter
Caitlin Belmont is a normal sophomore at PHS but would love to know your entire life story. She has a history of knowing random things about people including what you had for breakfast two weeks ago, but she will never remember your birthday. If you catch her zoning out, she is probably reciting the entirety of “Hamilton,” the musical, in her head.
Caitlin hates competing for anything, and if you ask her to fight you, she will simply play dead. Even suggesting a competition will make her have an asthma attack. She is in a constant state of sarcasm and has been called “too intimidating to talk to” on multiple occasions. She loves to lower people’s egos any chance she gets and will tell you exactly how she feels about you with no remorse.
“Caitlin is always there to lend a hand,” senior Hannah Sears said. “Unless it involves activities that require breathing.”
